That was the first thing I said at school today, but I know that it will not be the strangest thing to come out of my mouth when today has shrieked to a halt.
I brought a buffalo to school today (see below) . Early in the day, Billings (he’s named after the area in Montana where he is from. ) He disappeared. I know that he has a tendency to roam, as buffalo are wont to do. He hadn’t made it very far; and he says that he was just testing me to see how long it would take me to notice he was gone. Why yes, a buffalo testing my alertness and readiness will not be the strangest thing to happen today.